I'm tempted to sign up for this Dating Game tonight at the Star Bar. Hopefully, they'll ask what I'd like to do with my life or something like that. I'll say I hope to become a dinosaur. That way, all films and books will be post-apocalyptic.
There will also be a performance by The Stolen Hearts and some type of lingerie show. I by chance am wearing my Vivian Girls shirt on the day I'm going to take pictures at a lingerie show. That's probably not as ironic or funny as I'd like to believe. Regardless, let it be known publicly that I prefer classy "alternative" models.
P.S. I hope Adrian's panda wears something revealing.